May 10, 1992,
a Sunday morning, & it happens to be "Mother's Day".
It's around 7:15, which, for this household, is "sleeping in". Mom is still sprawled in bed, half asleep. Suddenly she's aware of something, a brown paper bag (which says on it: "To: Mom (Becky), From "the wild bunch".), plunked down beside her, followed by a rather noisy crew; at which point she remembers this is "Mother's Day".
Her response must have been disappointing (esp. to Daddy - Ken), partly because her brain was still half asleep, & partly because the gift itself was not self-explanatory. (Inside the bag is 2 hard-cover books, one red, one black ("they're writing books", said Lindsey, probably in answer to my blank stare), a 24 exp. roll of Kodak 200 film, & a puzzling little piece of paper saying: "Gift certificate..., Issued to..., in the amt. of... & authorized by"...)
... when Mommy says maybe she'll write in 1 book for each of the girls, Lindsey says "I hope I'll have the red one."
Which brings us to several Christmases ago, when Lindsey and Carly, opening two identically shaped gifts, find two books - Lindsey's red and Carly's black. I haven't read the whole book yet, not because I don't want to or it's too long, but because I figure these things are better savoured than devoured. I mean, this book was written over 13 years... it just feels wrong to read it all in one sitting. Thus far it has certainly been enjoyable (even hilarious at times), and enlightening. Expect to see little excerpts from it popping up here every once and awhile...



